
The Domestic Animals & Booze
The following was recited by Roger E. Wieland, a retired veterinarian, over Skype. He was 90 years of age at the time of recording.
The horse and mule live thirty years
And nothing know of wines and beers;The goat and sheep at twenty die,
With never a taste of scotch or rye;The cow drinks water by the ton,
And at eighteen is mostly done.Without the aid of rum or gin
The dog at fifteen cashes in;The cat in milk and water soaks,
And then at twelve years old it croaks;The modest, sober, bone-dry hen
Lays eggs for nogs and dies at ten;All animals are strictly dry;
They sinless live and swiftly die.While sinful, gleeful, rum-soaked men
Survive for three score years and ten.And some of us – a mighty few –
Stay pickled ’till we’re ninety-two.
Fowl Language – How Well I Sleep
Stan The Donut Snake
Hidden Tiger
Penguin Splits
Welcome To Amsterdam
Merkels Ganz Heimliche Privatfeier
No, Toenail, No!
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