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No, Toenail, No!
If you could not tell form the extensive branding, this image comes from theawkwardyeti.com. So again. The image above, about one toenail telling the other which way to grow… yeah, that one. It’s from the website theawkwardyeti. To break that into it’s single words, that would be the awkward yeti.com
Got it? Good.
Obi-Juan Kenobi
Are You Drunk – Yes or No
Hold On Tight, Honey
Angry Scooter vs. Elevator
Angry Scooter vs. Elevator. Gravity Wins.
Have A Nice Day – Coffee Mug
Worst Scooter Driver
Typography Beard Guide
Worthless Wolverine
Professor X tries explaining to Wolverine that his powers are a liability.
Professor X: Wolverine. Cool Guy. Everybody’s favorite. Wolverine—favorite X-Man. Look, I’ve been going over your file and I’ve made the decision to fire you because you are worthless.
Wolverine: What?
Professor X: You’re worthless and you’re fired.
Wolverine: Fired?
Professor X: Let’s add listening to your already impressive list of skills. I’ll put it right next to Made of Metal—the substance that the guy we fight most can manipulate with this mind.
Wolverine: But I’ve got these.
Professor X: Yes, very impressive, also made of metal, but I guess handy for all those fights where you can right next to the person you need to attack.
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