Wir stehen für moderne Familienpolitik.  Aber wofür stehen die Anderen?  Für einfach mal die Klappe halten.

This might be inappropriate, but the light on your right knee makes you look like you have a very long penis.

Real Physical Security.

Look at these people. Glassy-eyed automatons going about their daily lives, never stopping to look around and think! I’m the only conscious human in a world of sheep.

Something ol’ Grand Pappy Stinson might have left Barney in his will.

This certifies that I, the undersigned female, about to enjoy sexual intercourse with…………………….., am above the age of consent, am in my right mind and not under the influence of any drug or narcotic, neither does he have to use force, threats or promises to influence me. I am in no fear of him whatsoever, do not expect or want to marry him, don’t know whether he is married or not, and don’t care. I am not asleep or drunk, and entering into this business because I love it and want it as much as he does.

If I receive the satisfaction I expect, I am willing to plan a return engagement. Furthermore, I agree never to appear as a witnes against him or to prosecute unter the Mann Act.

Signed before going to bed this………day or …….194……
By??????…………………………………
Address………………………………….