Winter Treads

that's exactly how they work

Every morning Stan wakes up at the crack of Dawn.

Sex, Drugs and Bacon Rolls

Zunahme von Herzerkrankungen, Diabetes, Cholesterin... Das ist alles sehr schön! Aber ich brauche ergebnisse, Ronald!

Mike mag Massage. Mike mag Bier. Sind sie auch ein Mike? Dann kaufen sie Massage-Bier. Es funktioniert. Irgendwie.

February, 3, 2010 : Axman13 reviews Super PSTW

i reley dont wan to say this, but i have to now.
this game is so esey. i mean, all you do is hit the spacebar. thats it! how is this an RPG anyway? you cant contrail anything but what it says on the screen! what if i didnt want to buy the potion? what apout quests? all you can upgrade is stranth? there is no way you can lose to the boss at the end! this game is crap! its not even an RPG at all! i mean look at it! in what way is this supposed to be an RPG if you can do quests and stuff? all you do is press one butten the entier time! explain to me! the athore coments al totol lies! is it supposed to be stick dudes? i dont even know how this damn game got the daily 3rd prize, or a rating of 4.26!
pepole think this review is worthles.
go ahead! say it! i dont care! im just trying to make a point here!
blam this piece of crap!!!!

P.S the only reson im giving this a 1 is beacuase the voices where pretty good. but thats it!

February, 4, 2010 : Dot Dot Dot (narration of Axman’s review) by D-Mac-Double

January, 6, 2011 : Ricepirate animates Dot Dot Dot

In an age where the anonymous reviewer is held to no general standard of grammar or spelling, an intelligible trolling rant is a common and often eye-rolling occurrence. And when a game is meant as a parody of its genre, and a player playing it doesn’t quite get the joke … well, magic happens.

But the real triumph, is when an epic voice actor decides to perform a run-of-the-mill game review rant … committing to all its grammatical belligerence.

I present to you, Dot Dot Dot — Animated. I hop uyo enjo it.

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