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Hilfe – Toilettenpaper Ist Alle

2010 - 08.24

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Not having TP for ones Bung-hole can set a house on fire. Spare a square?

All Chewbacca Dialogue From ‘Star Wars’

2010 - 08.23

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All of Chewbacca's Speaking Parts From the Movie 'Star Wars'

All of Chewbacca's Speaking Parts From 'Star Wars'

From Savage Chickens

Tourettes Syndrome Parkplatz

2010 - 08.20

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Tourette Parkplatz

Was Habben Sie denn bitte für ein Behinderung?

Ratten Verlassen Das Schiff

2010 - 08.12

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entweder Alzheimer oder AIDS

2010 - 08.10

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Ein Mann besucht den Arzt seiner Frau. Der Arzt meint: “Wir haben den Test bei Ihrer Frau durchgeführt, nur leider sind uns ein paar Proben durcheinandergeraten. Ihre Frau hat entweder Alzheimer, oder AIDS.”

“Was mach ich denn jetzt?”, fragt der Mann.

“Am besten machen Sie mit ihr einen Ausflug und setzen sie irgendwo aus. Wenn sie wieder nach Hause findet, würde ich nicht mehr mit ihr schlafen.”

Dear Colorblind Reader

2010 - 07.27

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I (Heart) the Colorblind

This lovely cotton t-shirt features black banded collar and cuffs and the words “I (heart) the colorblind”. Wearing these stylish threads is a half bearded, half-headed man wearing a tribal-surf wooden neckless with one hand in his pocket.

Special Note: The Heart has a special message for those that are not colorblind. And that is why this shirt is funny. Oh so very, very funny.

Making fun of disability… so classy.

Stop Wars: A Galactic Message of Peace and Breasts

2010 - 07.27

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Stop Wars

It it always nice to see the beautiful Natalie Portman. It is also nice to see Mrs. Portman’s breast being used for good, not evil. What could be better than remixing the Star Wars logo with a message of peace. Peace and breasts? Oh hells yes!

Sadly, this looks to be Natalie’s head photoshopped on to a 15 old boy’s flat chest, by same horny 15 year old. Still a cool t-shirt below a beautiful face. Carry on.